Angel slaps Jay with his harp]. Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie? Justice: Justice: An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. Silent Bob shakes his head, Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own, They both take a beat and look at the camera, Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving, they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head, Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight, James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake, Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers, Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera, Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away, Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey, Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump, puts a baseball cap on his head backwards, walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive, Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers, to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine, Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe, Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner, Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night, the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob, after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth, Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic, takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight, Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off, to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker, Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save, he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. Brent: [after asked to get a new clean latte] All these assholes on the Internet are callin' us names because of this fuckin' stupid movie. Just take it from "It's a good course.". Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans! Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Well, to have all these fucks stop talking shit about us on the Internet. Jay: Check this shit out. James Van Der Beek: 'Scuse me. [to Teen #2] Hooker #1: Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackernated. / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what? Randal Graves: You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." Will you fuck me when you get out? Jay: These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Jay and Silent Bob spend their royalty money locating everyone who expressed negative opinions on the internet about the movie and their characters, including children and clergy, and travel to assault them. A multiple-choice quiz by discodivafever . Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll Fuckbeans. It's a Miramax flick. Jay: In a Deleted Scene: Jay: Jay: Chaka: Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something? The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. While the picture betrayed a few concerns, as a whole it looked quite good and it offered the strongest image of any Smith DVD to date. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Assistant Director(GWH 2): Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed, Watch A Guide to the Films of Kevin Smith. Tell him, Steve-Dave. [clears throat] I can't belive this shit. Sissy: We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey. A deleted scene has the duo watch a Daredevil movie being filmed. Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Where To Watch Jay & Silent Bob Reboot Online (Is It On - ScreenRant We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. Every Single Kevin Smith/View Askewniverse Movie (In - ScreenRant 8.2 . Jay and Silent Bob deleted scene - YouTube [the monkey has been put into a car] Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time. What's the worst fuckin' thing that can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck? Jay throws Brent out of the van to get closer to Justice, to whom he is attracted. Jay: Kaboom, you little stoner fucks! Randal Graves: A man in a kids character costume on a movie set gets shot by a cop in the chest and falls over. Doesn't anyone watch the WB? We've got a mystery to solve! I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em! Chaka's Production Assistant: Fuck them up their stupid asses. Is this the final movie set in 'The Askewniverse'? Jay and Silent Bob - YouTube Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: Mua-ha-ha-ha! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - All The Tropes Love- Jay and Silent Bob. Holden: Wikizero - List of View Askewniverse characters Jason Biggs: You gotta go from the heart, yo. No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Just look at the Platypus. That's right. Dante: I wasn't even supposed to be here today!! Are you even supposed to be here today? Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. Miramax Security Guard Gordon: Miramax? Club wrote that "[e]ven at a slim 95 minutes, Jay And Silent Bob lets initially funny scenes trail off into long-winded monologues and silly digressions", and Elvis Mitchell of The New York Times called the film "[may]be the greatest picture ever made for 14-year-old boys. Quick Stop Groceries - 58 Leonard Avenue, Leonardo, New Jersey, USA. Would you stop saying that? Director: Kevin Smith OVERALL: Draw. Whillenholly: Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital 5.1, French Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles: English (SDH), Spanish; deleted scenes; audio commentary by Smith, Mewes, others; deleted scenes; gag reel; photo galleries; featurettes; TV spots; music videos; storyboards; more. document.write(new Date().getFullYear()) 2428392, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Visible crew/equipment: When Jay and SB are kicked off the bus and are bitching about it, a boom mic is reflected in the back window of the bus. Whillenholly: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Stealin' the little monkey. Banky: Whillenholly: Your browser's Javascript functionality is turned off. You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. The honeymoon's over. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, didn't really enjoy it as I personally felt that it was just a Strike Back remake but with reboot just slapped on. The loose plotting and crude language may be too much for others though. The latest View Askewniverse installment, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, includes an outtakes joke that pokes fun at the narrative premise. Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse! ", "Smith Strikes it Rich with "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back": Also, "The Curse of the Jade Scorpion" and "Captain Corelli's Mandolin", "Jay and Silent Bob's Creator Plots DVDs", "Little-Seen Kevin Smith Film Bows Same Day as Silent Bob", "Original Soundtrack - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", "Some bad, bad news concerning me and GLAAD", Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Filming Locations, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jay_and_Silent_Bob_Strike_Back&oldid=1139191725, This page was last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43. You and your men stay up here, when I corner them, I'll call for back up. Gus? Teen #2: Chaka: Mua-ha-ha-ha! Jules Asner: Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. The site's critical consensus reads, "Fans can expect a good laugh as the cast from Smith's previous films reunite for Jay and Silent Bob's last bow. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal Bong. Banky: I didn't spit in it sir. Rumor is Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are working on a super secret project on the lot. Smith announced in February 2017 that he was writing a sequel called Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and started filming in February 2019[3][4][5][6] and was released on October 15 that same year. Be Don Juan de la Nooch. Just use the little one's crush on you to convince him, since he's SO fucking in love with you. Randal Graves: Justice: The filmmaker, who has been telling stories with the characters of Jay and Silent Bob since 1994's Clerks, used the latest movie -- his first one in the shared universe of Clerks, Mallrats,. Well, FUCK that. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And she smells SO fuckin' pretty. Jay: I miss dating a lesbian. Angel Jay: Well, *you're* in love. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, Bluntman and Chronic: 2001: In the comedy film, the duo Jay and Silent Bob encounter the making of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, a satirical sequel to Good Will Hunting. Banky: Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual. You know, she didn't tell me to fuck off once when I was talkin' to her, or pull out the fuckin' pepper spray or anything. Your guide to Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, St. Peter and Paul Catholic Church - Larimer Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. Think I could get a little blow job for good luck? Let's go, misters. Packed. Chrissy: In 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' (2001), a guy who comes out and clicks the clapperboard for a few seconds is Paul Dini, an Emmy-winning writer who first created the character Harley Quinn on Batman TAS (this is part of the commentary) Sissy: Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. See, here's the pulse. [to Silent Bob] Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that we call it DOOBIE SNACKS! Here's your coffee sir, booger-free. Of course. Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. Justice is fond of the pair, but reluctantly accepts them as new patsies. There's no boogers in it sir. Oh Yeah! Passerby: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube This is an extended scene not featured in any of the releases. Chaka: Take sex for example. Sissy, Missy and Chrissy | Villains Wiki | Fandom And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." As nasty as you want to be, papi. Well, if we were gay, that's certainly the way I'd see it. You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it? I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall. I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart. Chaka: Oh, that's it, honey! That's what I thought. [regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie], Randal Graves: Justice: In prison, he'll be the pie. Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: What? Echo Base: Jay: Mewes would compensate for his lack of drugs by drinking heavily after every day of shooting and nearly got into a fist fight with Scott Mosier when he had to come back one night for a re-shoot while drunk. Sissy: Tell 'em Steve-Dave. [about "Dawson's Creek"] Fuckin' smokin'! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on Pluto TV | Comedy | 1hr 44 min | The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck you, you already said half. Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier.The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks.It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous . Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back | 20 Question Movie Multiple Choice Quiz. COMMANDER! She went for the set up. edit crew name : nOmArch. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - IMDb Before they were rebooted in 2019, Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith's Jay and Silent Bob set off on their own adventure in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier. new film name : Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder. No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. Fred: Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup. Brief Synopsis: This reinserts 39!!! Not allowed within 100 feet of either stores for at least a year, Jay and Silent Bob visit Brodie Bruce (Mallrats) where they learn that that Miramax Films is adapting Bluntman and Chronic, the comic book based on their likenesses. Crazy crackers with guns. Hardcore fans may glean something from the rest of the material on this DVD release, but there's no getting away from the fact that this is lazy, mediocre content to dish-up. Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time! We've gotta go. New Runtime : 2 hour 08 Mins. He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? But funny. Terms and Conditions Privacy Policy California Privacy Rights. That's it boy, put the dick down. Jay: She is too fine. I make that shit work. Brent: Eew, man, she had '70s bush. No, Steve. When, Lord when? Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. More on the set of Bluntman and Chronic. Damn, these white boys can't fight. Hooker #1: [Steve-Dave is forcing him onto his knees] Compare. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Jay: And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go. This place licks balls compared to the Quick Stop. Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass. [screams] So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Jason Mewes Interview: Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back 20th Anniversary Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm. Jay: Thank you and enjoy the show. [to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine]. Are we gonna have a problem again? Jay: Cock-Knocker: I mean youse guys, I'd do anything for youse guys, 'cause for the lift and shit. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Rated: Unrated Format: Blu-ray 4,242 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray from $49.98 DVD $7.50 VHS Tape $9.99 Additional Blu-ray options Edition Discs Price New from Used from Blu-ray June 29, 2021 Standard 1 $14.99 $14.99 $14.99 Blu-ray February 1, 2021 $10.14 $10.13 $13.30 Blu-ray Jason Biggs: You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. [singing] Sheriff: Jason Biggs: Banky: Oh, you like that, MULE. Jay: Something nice. I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Oh, that Affleck! Jay: Jay: Whillenholly: It alternates film dialogue with songs of various genres that appear in the film. Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick . Jay: Like I JUST got into the whole Clerks universe because I saw the Clerks 3 trailer. Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker? [getting into the van] And for one more record, he does love the cock. Sheriff: I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive. Jay: Tricia Jones: Two-disc set. [at Brodie's Secret Stash] Brenda? Jay's Mother: You actually watch that show? Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. Dude, she called you retarded. Whillenholly: I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls. [Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]. / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: Oh Jesus, again Ben? Have you seen them roaming around? The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. This desperate effort, with yet more yawn-inducing intros by Smith, is just garbage. Alyssa Jones: Chaka: What a motherfucker, man! I *AM* wearing pansy red booties, Matt Damon: Free shipping for many products! Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. The movie is also available to rent or purchase from prices starting at $3.99 from DirecTV, Google Play, YouTube, Redbox, iTunes, Vudu and the Mircosoft Store. BBC - Films - review - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Now how do *you* like *them apples*? Yeah, you do that. Stars: Hey! [Banky stares at Silent Bob in disbelief]. Free Shipping on CD, DVD, and Blu-ray orders over $40. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Fuck you and your Dawson's Crap! I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? On his podcast Jay & Silent Bob Get Old, Kevin Smith explained at length about how much of a "headache" the film was to make, mostly owing to Jason Mewes's drug and alcohol abuse turning him into a "ticking time bomb", which threatened to shut the project down at any moment. That's beautiful, man. [to Gus Van Sant] [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Shannon Elizabeth, Ali Larter, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Jason Lee, "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" film review, The BBC is not responsible for the content of external websites. Banky: Get the Backstage Pass and enjoy an instant 10% discount off your in-store and online purchases. Jay: See? Jay's Mother: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | Tropedia | Fandom Metatron: God? Oh, now you're the director. [counting his money] That was an incredibly daring escape! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] - amazon.com I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. I mean, ya gotta grow man. Mind you I am 20 years old (born a year after Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back), and the reason I got interested in it was because I saw the Rst store become a dispensary, so thats when I knew Jay and Silent Bob were actually stoner characters. Jay: Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. Jay: Jay's Mother: What are you, fucking retarded? Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick-ass tributes to porn and gross-out humour that you'll ever see, but this is tame material that's just plain dull. Willenholly: Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up. Protestants usually acknowledge that Mary was a virgin only until after Jesus' birth. We at View Askew respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult favorite Clerks. Guide to Morris Day and the Time Don't know anything about this funk band? Reco'nize. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - YouTube You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that. You know, Lunchbox she could be the one. See production, box office & company info, Kevin Smith delivers the goods in a great finale. I said you LOVE the cock. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. What are Kevin Smith's next 5 movies? : r/ViewAskewniverse They bored us rigid on "The Animal" DVD, and now they're coming to finish us off with their deadly dull take on "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". Justice: You want some of this? When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back / Trivia - TV Tropes Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back / Funny - TV Tropes And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. OOH you little fuck. Two reasons. Since when did they start charging for the bus? Hiding inside a diner, the pair dress Suzanne as a child and pretend to be a gay couple, with Suzanne as their kid. Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. [appears out of nowhere] (her character was deleted from the movie), is shown on a billboard in the film. [21][22] A Blu-ray version of the film was released on September 19, 2006.
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